Back to Laughter Factory main pageBeer stains wash out.
You don't have to wine and dine beer.
Your beer will always wait patiently for you while you play a sport.
When your beer goes flat, you toss it.
Beer is never late.
Hangovers go away.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
Beer labels come off without a fight.
When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
Beer never has a headache.
After you've had a beer the bottle is still worth a dime.
A beer doesn't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.
If you pour a beer right, you always get good head.
You can have more than one beer in a night, and not feel guilty.
A beer always goes down easy.
You can share a beer with your friends.
You always know you're the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
You can have a beer in public.
A frigid beer is a good beer.
You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
The only time a beer talks back is when you burp.
A beer is never late.
Your beer will wait patiently for you in the car while you play football.
Beers don't get yeast infections.
You'll always get head from a beer.
You can always pick up a beer in a bar.
You can have a beer just about anywhere, anytime.
A beer doesn't care when you come.
A beer doesn't make you take out the garbage.
A beer doesn't nag.
A beer saves a trip to the free clinic.
A beer doesn't play mind games.
You can dump a beer, but it'll never dump you.
Beers don't use your credit cards.
When you need it real bad, you can get a beer for under $1.
Beer doesn't demand equality.
And for Ladies
You can get the size beer you want, even a long neck.
A beer won't give you whisker burns.
You can suck on one beer all night long if you want.
A beer doesn't have to be hard to be good.
You don't have to finish a beer in 2 minutes :
you can take as long as you want.
A beer doesn't expect you to be true while it runs around.
A beer satisfies you every time.
A beer is always there when you want it.
If you pour a beer correctly, you can have as big of a head as you want.
It takes a long time for a beer to go flat.
Even when you pop your's beer top, you can still have a long stiff one.
Beers don't expect you to be faithful and never ask,
" Is there another beer ? "
You can have a quick beer on your lunch hour.
If you want to change beer, you don't have to get a lawyer.
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